Random Thoughts

Attn. Alex Roidriguez.
When you say, "We weren't taking Tic Tacs" and then announce your cousin injected you, I'll call you a bullshitter. You moron, you pop Tic Tacs like pills, are you sure you are telling us the whole truth? You did a worse job acting than the chick from Saved By The Bell in Striptease. What were you thinking of during that awkward 30 seconds of silence at the end of your statement? I didn't know if you were thinking of something sad to try and cry or something funny, because you almost broke out laughing at least twice. I would've given you better advice than the firm you paid for, FEMA after hurricane Katrina thinks you blew that one. Somewhere Joe Torre is laughing his ass off right now.

Mat Gamel showed up to spring training with a sore shoulder. I hope this isn't a sign of things to come for this kid. He has a great bat and needed the time at third, especially with Bill Hall hurt for a couple of weeks. This reminds me of last year, just when Tony Gwynn Jr. started showing some skill(during Cam's suspension), he got hurt and probably blew his best chance with the team. Gwynn Jr. is out of minor league options and has a slim chance of staying with the team, see ya in San Diego, Tony. Your name will get you farther in that organization, than it did here.

Tiger Woods is scheduled to be back at the matchplay tourney next week. Finally a reason to watch one of my favorite sports again. It was agonizing to try watch it while he was out. Did they even play the last two majors last year? Not sure. You know Tiger is only going to come back if the man is fully ready. The field better watch out for my boy, cuz he will intimidate you.

P.S. Fat boy Phil Mickleson sucks. I'd rather watch Michelle Wie than Phil.

Ronald